Janus is back again..and again
Well hey you may have noticed that this blog is not just filled with enriching and exciting posts. That's because I kind of restarted it.
My apologies to the folks that weren't here last week when I revealed this weeks winning lotto numbers, offered a solution to world hunger, and predicted when the world will end (down to the hour, minute, and time zone.) I am afraid I deleted the old posts.
I can't promise I will have any better discipline at writing blogs this time around either, since occasionally I go into writer's block for roughly 4 years at a time. Here is what I can offer you though.
1. the Real Janus talking about real things that come to his mind, opposed to those fake things that I write for my night job I suppose (the one I don't have to quit either, along with the day job people tell me not to quit.)
2. Serious stuff, blantant attempts to amuse people, and I might even get liquored up and try poetry someday.
3. A relaxin place to read where the grammar is very poor and the spelling is worse
With that in mind, and to keep this post from becoming longer than a Kevin Costner film I am just going to post my ground rules that all my readers must follow to be good little boys and girls.
A. Don't expect too much from me, I write sporadically- This ain't my job, this is my hobby. So please don't expect me to comment all the time or even write daily. I don't spend my whole day at this computer, I got things to do too. You should read some of the other blogs on my favorites list that might be updated occasionally or daily too if you need something to do.
Otherwise I suggest reading some classic literature.
B. Please just call me Janus, and no that is not my real name. My parent's didn't normally name their children after mythological figures. I like my privacy, as much as every other rambling guy that has a blog can, so of course I don't offer my real name. I write about other people occasionally but I change their name also. Because I care about their privacy too. So if you know me or the person I am writing about (that isn't a celebrity) please refrain from using their real name in comments.
C. If you make a mistake and accidentally don't follow instruction "B" I will delete your comment, not because I am mad at you but to safe guard the privacy of people.
D. If you want to have your comment removed and you already submitted it, just email me at
mynameisjanus@yahoo.com If you wish to send a fan letter you can send it to there, if you wish to send a hate letter you can send it to there, if you wish to send me a recipe for great potato soup you can send it there, if you are a spammer trying to send me an ad for Viagra you can send it to someone else.
Glad to see some old faces, glad to welcome some new ones. Hope to see you all again soon.
Janus
My apologies to the folks that weren't here last week when I revealed this weeks winning lotto numbers, offered a solution to world hunger, and predicted when the world will end (down to the hour, minute, and time zone.) I am afraid I deleted the old posts.
I can't promise I will have any better discipline at writing blogs this time around either, since occasionally I go into writer's block for roughly 4 years at a time. Here is what I can offer you though.
1. the Real Janus talking about real things that come to his mind, opposed to those fake things that I write for my night job I suppose (the one I don't have to quit either, along with the day job people tell me not to quit.)
2. Serious stuff, blantant attempts to amuse people, and I might even get liquored up and try poetry someday.
3. A relaxin place to read where the grammar is very poor and the spelling is worse
With that in mind, and to keep this post from becoming longer than a Kevin Costner film I am just going to post my ground rules that all my readers must follow to be good little boys and girls.
A. Don't expect too much from me, I write sporadically- This ain't my job, this is my hobby. So please don't expect me to comment all the time or even write daily. I don't spend my whole day at this computer, I got things to do too. You should read some of the other blogs on my favorites list that might be updated occasionally or daily too if you need something to do.
Otherwise I suggest reading some classic literature.
B. Please just call me Janus, and no that is not my real name. My parent's didn't normally name their children after mythological figures. I like my privacy, as much as every other rambling guy that has a blog can, so of course I don't offer my real name. I write about other people occasionally but I change their name also. Because I care about their privacy too. So if you know me or the person I am writing about (that isn't a celebrity) please refrain from using their real name in comments.
C. If you make a mistake and accidentally don't follow instruction "B" I will delete your comment, not because I am mad at you but to safe guard the privacy of people.
D. If you want to have your comment removed and you already submitted it, just email me at
mynameisjanus@yahoo.com If you wish to send a fan letter you can send it to there, if you wish to send a hate letter you can send it to there, if you wish to send me a recipe for great potato soup you can send it there, if you are a spammer trying to send me an ad for Viagra you can send it to someone else.
Glad to see some old faces, glad to welcome some new ones. Hope to see you all again soon.
Janus
Labels: rants, Updates, work stuff
posted by Janus Torrell at 7:18 AM
7 Comments:
Welcome back, Janus. You came precisely at the right moment.
An uninvited backhoe next door just began muttering and growling as it starts to chew a hole in the yard there, and so I sense loud voices and unsettling thumps, while the floor beneath my feet vibrates in strange, new ways.
Other than that terribly exciting bit of news, my older son made it home last night around three AM, alive and without incident. The cops have failed to show up on my stoop for three straight weeks in a row, and two days, ago the doctor gave me a clean bill of health. I was afraid I was about to become bored again.
Clean bill of health? That's Great!
Welcome back!
I'm delighted to see you around again and to know that you're your same old self in the same mix.
Liz
Thank ya, good to see you again too Liz
Glad to be back Raf, you should probably reserve that name with a .com name
Hey, I don't often get to go out and read blogs these days but it's good to see you're back. And don't worry about intermittent posting - I'm worse than you at that!
Actually Gone I am worse than you..I just erase the evidence :) welcome back
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