More Mindless Filler...Fairs and Blog Envy
Hey I am not going to be here Saturday all day, I am going to be out of the state. I don't have a cell phone to tell you all about the Fair I am going to. So I will have to make things up right now.
So you are going to have to either read this later and pretend I wrote it today or have a tantrum and wait til Sunday when I get back.
Janus's fake remarks about the Fair
Ooooh the food is greasy
Wow you can win a goldfish with a pingpong ball.
The Tilt a Whirl is looking a bit old.
Why do we go to a place called a "fair" to get ripped off.
Now for something completely different...
I have been visiting some of your Blogs lately, if you can't tell by the assorted comments scattered throughout the web and the omnious shuffling of my feet as I lurk. I have to admit that I like some of your setups better. I like Blogger, I really do. The price is right...er free. and I can ramble here and only have a little bit of restrictions.
My Blog is lacking some of the features though that other Blogs have.
For example some of you have a section where you have Books that you have read or own, though I like how Eric B. calls his "Pretending to Read." Now I probably actually wouldn't know what to do with this feature but since I don't have it I am sure it is more exciting than it sounds. I would have to put up some interesting book combinations too "Organizing your life for Morons", "Resume Magic" and "Archie Digest #24808 Billion"
I don't have a spiffy picture of me, though that is partly intentional, partly because I hate programming it. Though a picture or a neat animation at the top of the screen might make my blog more cosmetic. Yeah, I am over that already.
I also don't have Categories on this Blog. I don't know what categories I would on here. Maybe I would have "Depressing stuff", "Serious stuff", "Flagarant attempts at cheesy humor", and "Mindless filler when I don't really have a point."
The last two things would be getting that advanced counter system that Eric B and Janet M. use that looks like it not only keeps a counter but can order pizza for me too and maybe wash the counters off for me. I like my humble little counter, but I have seen the Mercedez Benz of counters and consider it. I also don't have emotions on my blog, which is good. My blog doesn't tell you if I feel Happy, Sad, Angry, Pretty, Drunk, Pretty Drunk, or Pensive.
Come to think of it, maybe I like my layout just the way it is. Anyway I will see you all on Sunday, have fun.
So you are going to have to either read this later and pretend I wrote it today or have a tantrum and wait til Sunday when I get back.
Janus's fake remarks about the Fair
Ooooh the food is greasy
Wow you can win a goldfish with a pingpong ball.
The Tilt a Whirl is looking a bit old.
Why do we go to a place called a "fair" to get ripped off.
Now for something completely different...
I have been visiting some of your Blogs lately, if you can't tell by the assorted comments scattered throughout the web and the omnious shuffling of my feet as I lurk. I have to admit that I like some of your setups better. I like Blogger, I really do. The price is right...er free. and I can ramble here and only have a little bit of restrictions.
My Blog is lacking some of the features though that other Blogs have.
For example some of you have a section where you have Books that you have read or own, though I like how Eric B. calls his "Pretending to Read." Now I probably actually wouldn't know what to do with this feature but since I don't have it I am sure it is more exciting than it sounds. I would have to put up some interesting book combinations too "Organizing your life for Morons", "Resume Magic" and "Archie Digest #24808 Billion"
I don't have a spiffy picture of me, though that is partly intentional, partly because I hate programming it. Though a picture or a neat animation at the top of the screen might make my blog more cosmetic. Yeah, I am over that already.
I also don't have Categories on this Blog. I don't know what categories I would on here. Maybe I would have "Depressing stuff", "Serious stuff", "Flagarant attempts at cheesy humor", and "Mindless filler when I don't really have a point."
The last two things would be getting that advanced counter system that Eric B and Janet M. use that looks like it not only keeps a counter but can order pizza for me too and maybe wash the counters off for me. I like my humble little counter, but I have seen the Mercedez Benz of counters and consider it. I also don't have emotions on my blog, which is good. My blog doesn't tell you if I feel Happy, Sad, Angry, Pretty, Drunk, Pretty Drunk, or Pensive.
Come to think of it, maybe I like my layout just the way it is. Anyway I will see you all on Sunday, have fun.
Labels: shorty rant, Updates
4 Comments:
Hold on there. Wait up, Janus. Don't go just yet. You forgot to tell us how the faux fair made you feel.
(I don't want to make you jealous, but I installed an Easy button on mine. Oh, here she comes now -- I have to go)
I will fill you on the Fair on this next post...the Fair made me feel "Heartburned"
drat...now I have to find an easy button to add to mine. Will the madness ever end
When it comes down to it, it's content that matters.
uh oh :P
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